violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agovisiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪lemmy.todayimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagevisiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪lemmy.todayviolet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoKinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
minus-squareSorryQuick@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoThis is why I’m happy to be a dude. Pregnancy and periods are not something I ever want to deal with.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 days ago“It’s not a tumor!” Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoStop whining! The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoCan’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoJust gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoI see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
minus-squareabbadon420@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoYou might want to have a word with the trans community on here.
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoSome men can get pregnant
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 days agoAmerican women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoI can make it easy on you.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoYeah, with that attitude.
Kinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
This is why I’m happy to be a dude. Pregnancy and periods are not something I ever want to deal with.
Schwarzenegger did it with Danny Devito
“It’s not a tumor!”
Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
Stop whining!
The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
Can’t help thinking that “come” should have been spelled differently…
Just gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
;3
You might want to have a word with the trans community on here.
Some men can get pregnant
American women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
I can make it easy on you.
we are getting there
Yeah, with that attitude.