Warning: inconsistent, unpredictable, selfish

Not for mass consumption.

Starts many projects simultaneously, finishes few, schedule and budget NOT accurate.

Prolonged exposure will lead to headaches and excessive facepalming.

Contains: bad jokes, self loathing, chocolate.

Warning: awful.

THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE
NOTHING VALUED IS HERE
WHAT IS HERE WAS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US
THE DANGER IS STILL PRESENT IN YOUR TIME AS IT WAS IN OURS

Danger, danger: high voltage

When we touch

When we kiss

Warning: Contents unstable, handle with care.

Looks like it’s my time to shine! Due to a settlement with the government I was legally required to get this.

Unforgiving

Prop 86: Known in the state of California to cause more pain in your ass than a stubbed toe