-Elephants can’t jump.
-Starfish don’t brains.
-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.
Some scorpions can drop their tail if in danger. But afterwards they can’t poop anymore and die of constipation months later.
Pigs can’t look up. Sharks are older than trees. The duck billed platypus has no nipples; milk just oozes from the skin. All mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae.
It should be just platypus. And ducks are really platypus billed ducks. The platypus had it’s bill first way before ducks came along
At some point a horny platypus fucked a chicken, and invented the duck.
Sharks are about as old as fire.
They evolved around 450 million years ago, which is also the time oxygen levels in the atmosphere first got high enough to sustain fire, and land plants appeared that could catch fire.That is an even cooler extension to the sharks are older than trees fact which I enjoy.
pigs can very obviously look up
Starfish don’t brains?
I like that cats know their own names, understand why we’re saying them, yet choose to ignore us on purpose.
We had five cats, and they all knew each other’s names.
No, starfish just.
Dogs are cool.
Cheetah’s went through a genetic bottleneck somewhere between ten and twelve thousand years ago. There may have been less than ten left at one point. Dating the Cheetah Genetic Bottleneck
My totally silly theory is that humans in fact where adopting kits at that time and help saved the species, and that’s why they’re so almost domesticated.Or how it happens with african tribes; aggressive lions get killed by the whole tribe. And at some point there were almost no cheetah…
Could have been the egyptians lol https://egyptfuntours.com/blog/cheetah-in-ancient-egypt/
There is almost no genetic diversity among them. You can skin graft or transplant organs between any two cheetahs without fear of rejection.
Wouldnt that also result in inbreeding or is there enough diversity to this being of no concern?
I never knew for ages they’re part of the house cat branch of the feline family rather than the big cat branch with the lions and tigers, so that explains why they’re just floppy doofuses.
-Starfish don’t brains.
Starfish ALL brain! Decentralized nervous system means it’s brain all the way down, baby!
Earwigs can fly…
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNtn6ly9wU
I had to check that out
What the fuck, indeed!
I think I would have been a lot happier if I’d never learned that.
Elephants have a prehensile penis that they sometimes use for a fifth leg.
That’s their nose buttmaster
And also their penis!
The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.
And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)
All that hentai led me to believe otherwise
That’s why that’s just fantasy 😄
Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.
After Prince, obviously.
Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater
Wobats poop cubes.
are their assholes square?
Asking the important questions.
They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.
Always seeing cubist shits in the bush.
They also have an armored butt
Platypuses are one of the few venemous mammals. Males have a spur on their hind legs, which can inject a venom that can make a human sick for several weeks.
You can see a good portion of the back of many owls’ eyes if you look in their ears.
Opossums are essentially immune to rabies and eat ticks.
Venom too… They hunt snakes
