Dude, so fucking real. I just got denied meds because “If you can learn a big part in a play, then you must have very mild adhd.”

Same with autism.

If you get low grades, off to special ed with you.

High grades? Oh you’re just a socially awkward dork or quirky nerd or something.

As long as you’re not disruptive, they don’t give a shit.

Wait till you see what they let you do if you’re good at sports.