☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agoRelieving oneself over the edge of the shiplemmy.mlimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageRelieving oneself over the edge of the shiplemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square11linkfedilink
minus-squareKn1ghtDigital@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoSo is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship
minus-squareunwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIt isn’t. It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can’t happen on the ship. Why? If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower. The higher-ups would be livid. Truly a anti-gay ship.
minus-square☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI imagine it’s like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.
Me, a sailor:
So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship
The latter, it’s not gay (unless…)
It isn’t.
It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can’t happen on the ship.
Why?
If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.
The higher-ups would be livid.
Truly a anti-gay ship.
I imagine it’s like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.