I stopped going to coffee shops because apparently “black coffee” is just too mind-bending for them.
So this is a great idea that wouldn’t work. People who pour coffee from one vessel into another for a living, simplt cannot do so without injecting additional ingredients.
This is such a dumb boomer thing to say. I have worked at multiple starbucks locations and i go to coffee shops all the time. I usually order a black house coffee. I have never been to or worked at a coffee shop baffled by black coffee. It is the easiest thing to serve. I promise baristas are relieved to hear you say black coffee as it means less work for them. They probably asked if you wanted a dairy/alternative and you got mad about that for some reason. Also, maybe don’t be a dick to people working a job just trying to live their lives when it seems like you can barely rub two braincells together to effectively communicate what you want.
Wow if you were going for a pompous caricature, you just about nailed it. I’m surprised you didn’t call other drinks “froufrou” and point out that you’re a real man for drinking it black.
I’m not saying everyone who drinks their coffee plain is arrogant but boy are there a lot of you.
I stopped going to coffee shops because apparently “black coffee” is just too mind-bending for them.
So this is a great idea that wouldn’t work. People who pour coffee from one vessel into another for a living, simplt cannot do so without injecting additional ingredients.
This is such a dumb boomer thing to say. I have worked at multiple starbucks locations and i go to coffee shops all the time. I usually order a black house coffee. I have never been to or worked at a coffee shop baffled by black coffee. It is the easiest thing to serve. I promise baristas are relieved to hear you say black coffee as it means less work for them. They probably asked if you wanted a dairy/alternative and you got mad about that for some reason. Also, maybe don’t be a dick to people working a job just trying to live their lives when it seems like you can barely rub two braincells together to effectively communicate what you want.
“EVERY time I go to a SHITbucks, the blue haired SJW behind the counter is too busy TAKING SELFIES and HATING MEN to pour my coffee!”
Wow if you were going for a pompous caricature, you just about nailed it. I’m surprised you didn’t call other drinks “froufrou” and point out that you’re a real man for drinking it black.
I’m not saying everyone who drinks their coffee plain is arrogant but boy are there a lot of you.
Hey if you want some arrogance try this, learn how to read.
The thrust of my comment is that people who pour coffee for a living cannot process the concept of black coffee.
Best of luck with your education, I hope you stay in school so you don’t end up as an incompetent “barista” 😘
Oh no, I understood your comment perfectly fine. Thanks for confirming my suspicion, though. Enjoy your unfounded pride!
Take your medicines and consider returning to therapy.
You desperately need help .
It’s because filter coffee, espresso, ristretto, lungo, and americano are all “black coffee” with no extra ingredients and all different.