• LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

    (Those things are only marginally related)

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

      Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

      • Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
      • Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
      • Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
      • Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription run out (not offered anymore).
      • Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
      • Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
      • Addicted to sugar
      • No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
      • ADHD buddled with Depression included
        • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
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          28 days ago

          Ngl I sometimes really wish I was wasn’t such a misanthrope and more predisposed to cultish behaviour.

          Some Jim Jones motherfucker taking the reigns with fruity drinks and the company of all my new cult freinds, would be so, so nice.

          I barely even enjoy talking to people online anymore though, so like fuck am I going to be putting myself out there irl and networking to find the right cult.