• Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    28 days ago

    Do you expect anyone to be honest about this? Do you think if someone honestly had a massive amount of sexual partners we would even believe them? It’s the internet, anyone can make up anything about themselves. Even if someone does answer honestly, if they really are a total sex fiend, people will just write it off as someone making shit up. Because it’s the internet.

    Anyway, I lost count but I’ve bedded well over a hundred. Never married, no children, nothing to get in the way.

    See what I mean? Am I lying or telling the truth? Only I know, and everyone else has good reason to doubt me.

    • Shimitar@downonthestreet.euEnglish
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      28 days ago

      I see plenty of believable and probably not made up replies already that make your comment incorrect.

      Get a life, go increase that number for yourself, promise it’s worthwhile :)

      Take care friend.

    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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      28 days ago

      I expect reasonable honesty. It’s an anonymous confessional and people seem to like to confess to another human for the sake of putting the truth to words, just ask your local bartender what people will eventually say.

      I can’t give an honest answer because my 20s and 30s were a series of non-stop hookups at bars and parties, plus the early years of CL and dating apps before they got overrun by bots and sellers. I’d say low triple digits, but idk. Got a friend my age who claims over 1000, and having known her for 30yrs, yeah, that’s honest.

      There’s also a lot of commenters admitting to zero or less than ten. Religious views can push people to downplay their numbers, but I doubt anybody is admitting to being a 30+ year old virgin for Heaven points. I think that’s honesty and reflects what we know about the loneliness and disconnection epidemic that’s been occurring for the past decade and a half.

      As a 44yo who’s never been married, has no kids, and only had two significant dating relationships that lasted less than two years each (both of which had at least one threesome), I find your claim entirely plausible.

  • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

    (Those things are only marginally related)

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

      Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

      • Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
      • Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
      • Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
      • Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription run out (not offered anymore).
      • Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
      • Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
      • Addicted to sugar
      • No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
      • ADHD buddled with Depression included
        • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
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          28 days ago

          Ngl I sometimes really wish I was wasn’t such a misanthrope and more predisposed to cultish behaviour.

          Some Jim Jones motherfucker taking the reigns with fruity drinks and the company of all my new cult freinds, would be so, so nice.

          I barely even enjoy talking to people online anymore though, so like fuck am I going to be putting myself out there irl and networking to find the right cult.

  • Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.frFrançais
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    28 days ago

    One and still with them :D though i’m far from puritan and really into sexual freedom, in some way i’m weirdly proud of or attached to that.

  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.orgEnglish
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    28 days ago

    1

    Never could figure out what the difference is supposed to be between different holes. So every hole was a goal, took the first one, got her pregnant after a while and married her.

  • Shimitar@downonthestreet.euEnglish
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    28 days ago

    About 6 iirc. It’s been a long time since I started that count, and that wasn’t too early in my life.

    I think you get to increase that number a lot either in your 20ies or above your 50ies, depending on how your middle age goes and your teen age went… If you got divorced or widowed and or if your character.

    Currently on track not to increase that number in my life.

  • SadSadSatellite @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    28 days ago

    9? I feel like there’s one or two I’m not thinking of.

    Edit: There were. So 11.

    I’ve never actually tried to count before, I’ve always felt like i’d been with fewer partners than most others. I guess not.

    I’ve never really gone looking for one time things though, so even though I started at 13, it took twenty years to get to 11 people.

    Edit again: 13. Can’t remember shit anymore.