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minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·27 days agoThen she gets you naked as a joke. And strands you in the desert.
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoBuuuuuut you get away with the priceless artifact
minus-squareblinfabian@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·27 days agothen she has sex with you, marries you, get two kids, grow up old together and on your deathbed she’ll say it was just a prank
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoI guess that’s better than dying only to wake up at the start of level 1-1
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoYou beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store? Amateur hour over here…
Then she gets you naked as a joke. And strands you in the desert.
Welp… That went well.
Buuuuuut you get away with the priceless artifact
then she has sex with you, marries you, get two kids, grow up old together and on your deathbed she’ll say it was just a prank
I guess that’s better than dying only to wake up at the start of level 1-1
You beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store? Amateur hour over here…