I literally had a girl I was being super flirty with come home with me, crawl into my bed and fall asleep next to me once. I convinced myself that she was just being really friendly. She left at 4am.
I once absolutely missed out on doing the hanky panky with a gal…
… because I was absolutely insistent that we must watch all of Inglorious Basterds.
We were literally already in my bed, the entire time.
… But I was apparently more enamored with the movie and functionally spreading it as gospel.
Like, she actually groped me and whispered for me to roll her around and face her, as opposed to me being the big spoon, and I was like “No you don’t understand, you have to see this movie.”
… I guess the difference here being that I was entirely aware of the possible routes of that uh, encounter, and I consciously chose the movie, lol.
I went to visit a good friend in another city once and was slightly confused when we got to the end of the night and there was just her tiny bed in her tiny bedroom
to this day I have no idea if she wanted something to happen, but I’m not gonna make it weird and ruin a friendship at midnight while somewhat drunk and out of town. I’ll get into bed with you, but if you want something to happen, YOU make the move. the move was not made. or I was too drunk to notice, idk anymore, I’d forgotten about this
I’m the one who got out of bed super early and went for a walk by the lake for over an hour
I literally had a girl I was being super flirty with come home with me, crawl into my bed and fall asleep next to me once. I convinced myself that she was just being really friendly. She left at 4am.
I once absolutely missed out on doing the hanky panky with a gal…
… because I was absolutely insistent that we must watch all of Inglorious Basterds.
We were literally already in my bed, the entire time.
… But I was apparently more enamored with the movie and functionally spreading it as gospel.
Like, she actually groped me and whispered for me to roll her around and face her, as opposed to me being the big spoon, and I was like “No you don’t understand, you have to see this movie.”
… I guess the difference here being that I was entirely aware of the possible routes of that uh, encounter, and I consciously chose the movie, lol.
It’s a great movie, but I’m convinced this exact situation is why the pause button was invented.
AFAIK there is no such analagous pause button for my immense autism (undiagnosed at the time of this story).
I went to visit a good friend in another city once and was slightly confused when we got to the end of the night and there was just her tiny bed in her tiny bedroom
to this day I have no idea if she wanted something to happen, but I’m not gonna make it weird and ruin a friendship at midnight while somewhat drunk and out of town. I’ll get into bed with you, but if you want something to happen, YOU make the move. the move was not made. or I was too drunk to notice, idk anymore, I’d forgotten about this
I’m the one who got out of bed super early and went for a walk by the lake for over an hour