Image description:
Text: Amazon’s electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.
Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck
Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile
Edit: I found a slightly higher-quality version of the image:
I wonder when a 500lb, supersport, electric motorcycle is going to get pedals so it can be an ebike too.
There are already plentiful examples of this on Amazon, and teenagers are all over the place getting themselves killed and/or being a nuisance on bike paths with them.
And then local governments respond by banning all ebikes, yay!
Then I guess those teens will have get behind the wheels of Ford F750s if they want to get around, ya know, for safety.