Image description:
Text: Amazon’s electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.
Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck
Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile
Edit: I found a slightly higher-quality version of the image:



I feel sorry for you and your family for your inability to contain your emotions or remain coherent in a normal low stakes conversation.
Is this is how you react here i can only imagine how unfathomable you must be in real life.
Now please go touch some grass, i am not trying to be mean i really do think you need it from the kindness of my heart.