Image description:
Text: Amazon’s electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.
Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck
Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile
Edit: I found a slightly higher-quality version of the image:
yes, it’s a four wheeler. That’s what I mean, though. This would not be considered a bicycle if you or I wanted to register it or get it approved as such. Different tules for Amazon.