Fuck you! I won’t do what you tell me.

Thanks for informing me. Otherwise, I definitely would have hit that pole.

I had absolutely no desire to ever hit that pole, I would absolutely not have noticed that pole but now that you have put that sign up I am going to hit that pole.

And that your honor is the reason for the assault.

pole dancing girl: oh :/

I wish I was Polish just so I could stand near that

I’m sure that sign was put there after several hits