Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It’d be hard to find a sport that wouldn’t be improved by horses.
Basketball
It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuzkashiOh, oh, let’s have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.
There’s this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_basketballWe knew a former basketball donkey named Barbara. She was so very sweet. We would stop to give her a carrot or apple, she was very used to people and very old.
Awww, she sounds darling. I absolutely love donkeys
Diving. I’m still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
It absolutely was. ☹️
It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it’s sickening some practices that are still allowed today
:( indeed
Biathlon. Would love to see a horse fire a rifle.
Now that I would watch
Damn, look at that thing go! Those bois are galloping, too
Hobby horsing
That’s just horsing around.
Tennis
Them poor horse knees.
Nascar
I believe you just re-invented the chariot race.
Does the horse ride along in the car with its head sticking out of the roof, or do multiple horses carry each car around the course? Or! Do horses pull a wagon with the car on it?
The horse is in the driver seat.
Archery
Pretty sure horse archery is still done in Mongolia
And in Japan.
Greco-Roman wrestling.
I wanna see a horse get suplexed.
I wanna see a horse DO a suplex
That’s on the shirt I’m wearing right now.
Archery
Dudes will see this and be like “hell yeah!”
It’s straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah
Not quite a horse
That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.
Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.
Extreme ironing - and yes it is a sport. WE WILL NOT BE MARGINALISED!
Snooker.
Ping-pong
I do not enjoy hockey, but let’s not for a second pretend that Polo is better than hockey.
I don’t see anywhere that was said.
The title of this post can be inferred that is what was meant. Inference: “Hockey is great, but when you add horses and create polo then it’s better. What else is better?”
I enjoy hockey, but I agree here.
Synchronized swimming.
