diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 days agoIts Over 😔lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIts Over 😔lemmy.dbzer0.comdiffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square58linkfedilink
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoMe: texts every so often, putting thought into each message. Friend: responds with “thumbs up” or reactions, but no words. Me, after the 15th time this happens: ”Well I guess we’re done talking to each other.”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoJust start saying gradually more and more insane stuff. “The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich” “Omg I just lost my exclamation point” “The cutest puppy just ate my face” “I just met a leprechaun” “The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”
minus-squareLaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoGotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”
Me: texts every so often, putting thought into each message.
Friend: responds with “thumbs up” or reactions, but no words.
Me, after the 15th time this happens: ”Well I guess we’re done talking to each other.”
Just start saying gradually more and more insane stuff.
“The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich”
“Omg I just lost my exclamation point”
“The cutest puppy just ate my face”
“I just met a leprechaun”
“The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”
Gotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”