Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSplashing out on your first datelemmy.worldimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1246arrow-down1imageSplashing out on your first datelemmy.worldKeepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square13linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 months agoHe’d have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.
He’d have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.