My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
coc(AI)ne
“I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How’s that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
So sit back and relax
Enjoy your ai catI always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that’s all the song I’ve got, and nowadays you’d be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
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teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!
