And you’d look like a complete idiot
Some of the Summer Olympic events would be safe enough, I think
I don’t imagine I’d hurt myself in the 100m dash, especially if I wasn’t trying very hard
Winter Olympics, though! I might be able to get through the biathlon unscathed, but only because I have some previous riflery experience
Don’t they also have regular old cross-country skiing in the winter Olympic games? That’s pretty safe
I looked it up, and they do! I think I like my chances of safety better without the gun XD
That’s why I enjoy the snowboarding event. I went snowboarding once. Broke my arm after about 20 minutes.
Now I get to sit in my couch, saying shit like “fucking hell what a shit landing” when someone doesn’t perfectly land a 1800 degree spin.

