Thanks, lucky potato!
if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.

Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour
What’s the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?
Have you said thank you once?
thanks mr magic potato
My cat would fuck this thing up.
Did you even try to built a shrine to the potato?
Out of an old potato create!
and tomorrow you’ll get good news
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three’s, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
I hope so :(

i saw this right before i went to bed last night.
fuckin’ magic potato.
I just want you to know we’re all counting on you.
Feels greedy to ask more of the potato gods after today’s good news
I think this kinda greed is good
Hell yeah, it’s been too long without my lucky golden potatoes
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
Another good reminder that, if there is a god out there, they’re the sort of god that enjoys burning ants with a magnifying glass.
How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
all hail lucky potabo 🙌









