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Last Unicorn comic by War and Peas.
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Panel: The last unicorn is drinking from a pond.
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Panel: It sees its reflection in the water and thinks “I’m not the last one?”
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Panel: It jumps into the water thinking “I’M COMING MY FRIEND!”
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Panel: Newspaper headline: “LAST UNICORN DEAD! DROWNED IN PUDDLE!”
This is Red Bull propaganda. The Red Bull drove the last of the unicorns into the sea.
You can save the others, if you are brave.
I still love the opening song
I like this cover, too: https://youtu.be/uF1Q56YAo0Q
Unicorns are majestic, graceful, extravagant, magical, and beautiful. But they are not smart
Y’know, this might explain the plot of Charlie the Unicorn 3
(If you’ve somehow missed these, you might want to start with the first one, but I dunno, I’m not your
magical liopleurodondad.)Classics
That’s dark.
I don’t remember the movie well, but remember it being dark as well.
You should see the movie.
Must have been an American unicorn
And that is why unicorns died off in the first place.







