If something takes 30 minutes in the oven, cleaning during that time won’t slow you down.

That is one long dick! 😱

~No wonder you have to pleasure yourself. You probably either killed or scared off every woman who tried to fuck you.~

The GOAT suicide plan.

Not gonna ask again

Proceeds to ask…

#winning

Guess you missed the one that said the Linux Kernel. 🤣 😭

~Also, wget over curl? 🤦‍♂️~

A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.

Gee. Maybe it has something to do with calling him a crayon cruncher?

But what do you care, right?

It’s not like this society is already overrun with assholes who pretend they’re better than everyone else and for some reason have no problem showing it. 🤷‍♂️

$10 says it’ll be used mostly for sex bots.

That’s a story that’s kind of hard to swallow.

Sure. Fundamentally, this is what ads should do. The problem comes from how intrusive they are in pushing their propaganda. And now they’re literally everywhere.

I remember back in the day before browser tabs when sites would open new windows for ads. And sometimes those ads would open more windows for ads. And some of those windows had sound, or porn, or both. Worse yet, some would open off screen so you couldn’t easily close them. That’s where the term “pop-up” came from in pop-up blockers.

~Talk about whack-a-mole.~

Touché 😂

Did the poor little policeman get a juice box and a safety blanket afterwards to take a nap break from the big scarey world after he murdered someone?

Technically yes. It was called an ambulance.

This is the closest I could find.

You can read the news, tweets, posts, whatever of people you disagree with. Sharing said information is not a promotion of their agenda or platform; it’s information gathering.

To ignore opposing views, simply because they are opposing, is exactly what the other side does; two sides of the same coin. I would wager you don’t want to be like them.

The blue checkmark is most certainly supporting Musk and his agenda, so that is critique worthy by itself.

Probably your sister.

~I’ll show myself out.~

Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕

*badder english

Do you filter keywords? I filter a lot of keywords, so now my feed is a lot quieter because of it. It’s also a lot nicer, and I don’t spend as much time on here as I used to.

And don’t worry, you’ll find some other new way to procrastinate. 🤣

Thank you for that thoughtful response. That all makes sense.

Yeah, but do paintings typically lose almost all of their value? I thought the idea was that the value should either stay the same or go up.

Either way, in this case, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.