belated but finally coming out of a coma
Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?
“The definitive case for eugenics”
Thought you were OP for a brief moment there
“An improved analysis method of Phrenology”
“the long term benefits of trepanation, a meta analysis.”
Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.
Can’t find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a ‘spiritual experience’ or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.
“When I stick this metal prong into my brain at an angle my feet start tickling!”
Amazing meme choice. Sounds like a fun read.
Is it even legal to use this template on data other than Wednesday? But don’t worry, I won’t report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.
Defenses call for different rules.
More highly frowned upon than outright illegal; a hard stare should suffice.
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Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!
Needs a little stitching back up, but nothing unexpected & thx. :)
vivesection
That’s valid
It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?
From the looks of it, you were many things, except successful
Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕
Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.
Congrats tho.
Autonomous gun turrets can be… very… persuasive.
Now with 50 percent more bullet per bullet!
Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.
More like dissection.
Congrats!
or vivesection if the frog is alive.
First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_C._Scott I am influenced by him a lot with more raw original & big data.
You’re James C Scott, but better?
Fuck it, you have my vote too.
Edit: I’m an anti-agrarian non-statist myself just FYI
Lmao I wish, I just find his frameworks useful. My stuff is more dry and STEM. I reconstruct past environments by reading dirt and look at the consequences of early state formation.
https://historicengland.org.uk/images-books/publications/environmental-archaeology-3rd/
Congratulations! Eat shit, Dr. Kilimo.
congrats!!
Congrats !!!
Why are my ! censored? I put at least 8, I can only see 3.
Don’t worry, I see more than three ! In your post. :)
Why tweezers have been nailed down tho?
Please tell me no AI.Seriously? That bothers you more than the frog having human-like organs?
However I’m pretty sure those aren’t tweezers and they aren’t pinned down.
To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)
