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minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoMy preference If you’re gonna fuck your dick, do it right It’s 2026. There are amazing sex toys for men. And surprise! They’re cheap. And you can order them from Amazon and get them delivered to you today. Dudes. Treats yourselves. No one will know. You’ll never come harder.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThat is one long dick! 😱 ~No wonder you have to pleasure yourself. You probably either killed or scared off every woman who tried to fuck you.~
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoIf long dicks scare you, that’s your problem But if they titillate you, let me know. I have lots more to show you 😉
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThat’s enough Lemmy for today…
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDon’t blame me if you’re ashamed of cumming
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI will not! Men need to know that they deserve orgasms too!
My preference
If you’re gonna fuck your dick, do it right
It’s 2026. There are amazing sex toys for men. And surprise! They’re cheap. And you can order them from Amazon and get them delivered to you today.
Dudes. Treats yourselves. No one will know. You’ll never come harder.
Pls nsfw this.
That is one long dick! 😱
~No wonder you have to pleasure yourself. You probably either killed or scared off every woman who tried to fuck you.~
If long dicks scare you, that’s your problem
But if they titillate you, let me know. I have lots more to show you 😉
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
That’s enough Lemmy for today…
Don’t blame me if you’re ashamed of cumming
Go back to horny jail
I will not! Men need to know that they deserve orgasms too!
Men already know
Tell me more
:)