Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.
You eat small edgy dolls
Only eating Charli XCX, obviously
I should try this diet.
Yeah I’m not usually a fad diet guy, but I’m willing to give that one a try
It is the WURST.
From the brats that I know I think it’s monster energy and takeout/spicy chips
Yeah nah the brat diet doesn’t entice me that much, I want to hear what the brat tamer diet is.
Broccoli
Radishes
Algae
Tarantulas
Boiled RATs only
Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abascoI’m down, shit. I’ll do the veggie chopping as long as we skip eggplant.
Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.
Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet
- beer
- red bull
- aspirin
- tacos
B ussy
R imming
A nalingus
T umeric
Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila
Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate
Too soon?
