WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound tabby cat named “Daddy Cinnamon.” “Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew. “I’m a big, big cat, and I need a tasty treat. Daddy Cinnamon wants all the kibble. The Democrats don’t want you to see me play with a feather, but I have millions of Instagram followers who do. If you want to purchase a mesh tank top with my face on it, you can visit my official merch store at daddycinnamon.biz.” According to reports, the president’s remarks ended abruptly when he began chasing a laser pointer around the press briefing room.
Almost bit the onion on this one
I think the word “baselessly” gave it away. If this were a real article, they’d use the standard he-said-they-said format, not taking a position on whether he’s actually a fluffy cat, but letting the reader decide.
Joke-washing, satire-washing, comedy prizing Donald Trump has wrecked the USA. Sane-washing entertainer television celebrity Trump as the ultimate source of jokes about mental health, funny about brain problems, the ultimate USA values of mocking someone with mental problems.
MAGA is a cult to Trump as entertainer. “Owning the libs” is a sports mentality of “winner takes all”. MAGA is a cult to media entertainment television like Newsmax and Fox News. Celebrity worship of a type of cage match aggression against out-groups. Cult values of stimulating leadership that values conquest and stock market screen game high scores. Inflation is seen as good because screen game number: high score world records.
Dr. Bandy X Lee ignored
Dr. Bandy X Lee’s 27 leaders have been ignored since year 2017. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dangerous_Case_of_Donald_Trump If We The People would quote and promote Dr. Lee every day we would addressing the adult education crisis. Teaching and educating the general population, all citizens, as to the kind of self-destructive leaders prized as businessmen.
We The People are only serious about joke-cracking meme-making regarding Donald Trump’s mental problems as comedy.
President Tony Clifton
We are eating the onion. Trump is playing a character named “Tony Clifton”. Nobody can believe that a New York City Trump has learned how to blow the minds of his opponents with study of a New York City performer, Andy Kaufman.
- 2 years before election: “Donald Trump Is the World’s Greatest Performance Artist” By: Erik Vance | September 22, 2014 https://lastwordonnothing.com/2014/09/22/why-donald-trump-is-the-worlds-greatest-artist/
The USA was wrecked because people have blind faith that mocking mental health disorders is always the answer. Permanent mocking blind faith. Jokes about mentally slow people are the ultimate and most unquestioned faith in USA culture / society. The ultimate win of any debate is mocking at someone’s brain. Trump is a master of drawing attention to his mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgjpnr5e2s
- “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back. So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the new ones rise.” ― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, 1995, page 241.
People will mock away at Carl Sagan’s year 1995 teaching. No way, we couldn’t all be falling for Trump’s Tony Clifton performances. No way someone could be acting that bad!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKTR8Yj5hg4 “Now, you are probably asking yourself right now: who is Tony Clifton, right?”; "meet Tony Clifton: a nightclub singer, a burned out nightclub singer, possibly the worst nightclub singer you have ever seen or heard. "; "now how can an act this bad "
- https://youtu.be/JKTR8Yj5hg4?t=86 “Because, really, how could anyone be acting to be this bad!”
“Is Donald Trump Really Just Andy Kaufman in Disguise? An Investigation”
September 26, 2016 at 12:33 PM EDT
Newsweek Magazine
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-andy-kaufman-disguise-election-502292Nation of Suckers
- “Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don’t practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us and we risk becoming a nation of suckers” ― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, year 1995, page 38
We The People of the United States of America: a nation of suckers for LOLcow milking Donald Trump day and night since July 6, 2011 https://theoutline.com/post/2445/trump-s-first-real-tweet-was-on-july-6-2011 - milking a mentally impaired man for jokes about brain problems. We The People: always avoiding Dr. Bandy X Lee since year 2017.
It’s telling how far The Onion needs to go with satire for it not to be mistaken for reality.
Another TDS article!! Nobody seemed to be bothered when Biden claimed to be the Skibidi Toilet of Delaware!
