What is there to fear in those steel shredding teeth?

What steps?

Because if they are in a different building, that’s just wrong.

Well, at least you didn’t take flight.

What about broken escalators temporary stairs?

I’ve developed a fear of negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

Uplifting joke

I am addicted to escalators. My doctor put me on a 12-step program

I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something.