“This is the police! Hands up you FREAK!”

“…im a farmer”

“omg thats so cool, can i bring my kids to watch and maybe they can try?”

Society had to implement bestiality laws because vegans loved animals a little too much.

Why is this the top post for like the last week?

reads some comments

makes a couple comments

reads more comments

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ITT: Animal abuse apologia

Vegan milks are nice to drink, but they are very very different to real milk. Having tea with oat milk is a sacrifice (almond and coconut are worse for tea - they lack the sweetness that counteracts the bitter elements of tea), it doesn’t taste as good but it’s ok. It’s a small sacrifice to make, but a persistent one (given that many of us rely on caffeine to function at work).

There is a moral argument to be made, and the moral argument has the high ground if you avoid looking too carefully (nothing in life is simple).

The real crux of the vegan argument is “can people also sacrifice this”, or is it one sacrifice too many in the world of compromises we endure. That’s a personal choice, and given the state of the world today, it isn’t one many will be able to make.

Vegans certainly talk about masturbating and forcibly imprgnating animals more than anyone else

I think this post might be too powerful for lemmy shitpost.

You guys are doing it for the meat and that’s weak. I don’t need a reason.

Mr.Vegan you realize that cows don’t have a cloaca right?

Mmm hamburger! 🍔

It’s fucked up how people here only seem to have an issue with the cow getting artificially inseminated. The bulls can’t consent either. Just like with humans, people either don’t concern themselves with male consent, don’t think sexual abuse of men matters nearly as much as when it happens to women. I don’t really have an opinion on artificial insemination, I just found it fucked that this misandrist double standard is so strong it even extends to animals.

Okay, now I really have to go walk the dogs I care for on neighborhood Ave., way overdue, luckily still cool enough to do so & get to the boring, but required task of deleting E-Mails to get back under GMail’s storage limits.

You know what’s really weird?

Soapboxing in a shitposting community. Bet you’re jackin’ off to it all, as well, ya perv.

I came across a vidya on the interwebs many hears ago where a monkey grabbed a frog and used it as a fleshlight… Ever since then Ive had a different relationship with the word “unnatural”. The truth is that shoving your arm up a cows ass and eating vegan fervantly and being a hater ass bitch are all perfect examples of natural human behaviour…and im well past thinking theyre not.