It was more of a bayou.

He must have a HUGE truck

Wow under an inch? That sucks.

“Critical Wavelength and Broad-Spectrum UV Protection”

Tell them to add a : so I can trust it.

Like “ “Critical Wavelength and Broad-Spectrum UV Protection: the effect of antidisestablishmentarianism on broad spectrum species “.

Now that sound sciency

I get what you’re saying. And you’re right. It about “how often”

That’s the same response you give anytime anyone challenges you. You aren’t smarter than the whole world. You’re a troll nothing more, and everyone sees it. A melancholy malcontent. If you’re going to troll at least be interesting. I can’t suffer a bore. That’s what you are, an angry bore. And you have my pity.

I’m done with you. Feel free to fuck off to you’re next strain of meaningless complaints about people complaining meaninglessly.

A true hero of the arm chair.

I’ll give you your final reply before I block you. Just out of good form, but I won’t read it. I’ve read enough of you.

Broad sweeping generalizations are ALWAYS wrong

Where are you from? Because for someone who lives somewhere else you complain exclusively about America. Like only that. All of your posts are angry about about what’s happening here. Maybe YOU Should be less of a coward and quit fighting wars from the safety of your arm chair. You melancholy malcontent.

I came home after years of sucide attempts (I’m functionally immortal I guess) and my brother asked where my luggage was I replied “we aren’t much for worldly possessions. We travel light”

He’s from the future where we call it a grift

I once was asked by a cashier why I wa quitting smoking. I replied “I was worried my sarcasm wasn’t as biting as it could be so I wanted to add irritability to the mix”

Smell. I noticed it before it reached my skin.

“Having long hair and cooking over a fire” - me

Yeah I’m sure it happened alot

I had an employee call in late or call out so incredibly frequently that I sat her down one day and said “I’m not saying your excuses are lies… but if they are true than you must be cursed. You need to return the amulet you stole from that tomb, see if you can’t appease what ever dark spirit is haunting your life… because I can’t work around this curse anymore”

People catch on fire a lot actually. I’ve caught my hair on fire dozens of times. It didn’t cover my whole head on fire because I noticed and put it out. Having long hair and cooking over a fire …. You’re occasionally going to catch on fire.

I put all my ships in one little cluster, I play people infrequently that they forget I do that. It’s a pretty good strategy

Is… your son a twink? That’s who this activity book educates.

Jesus? I’m sure you get this a lot but… sorry about that whole “cross” thing…

either… or both

Sorry I ment no meaning yes.