The date format shown would be based on the settings/location of the person who saw the tweet and took a screenshot, no? I’m presuming that wouldn’t typically be the OP of the tweet?

(I don’t use Twitter, so I am honestly unsure)

We made it to the big leagues!

What did you do?!?

I used to work with a guy who was the worst driver I’d encountered up to that time, and he would circle parking lots until giving up and leaving if he couldn’t find a pull through spot. I would have complained, but he really was that bad of a driver and I didn’t want to be in the vehicle when he backed into someone!

Are you lost? This sub is for shitposting, not posting your shitty nonsense.

I had an arterial stent placed via the femoral artery. Trust me, it’s pretty dang nice having a tiny scar so high on my inner thigh that my hanging balls hide it instead of a huge one on my chest!

Pshhhh, real ones know that blue is the superior eye color.

I hate the Elongated Muskrat as much as the next guy, but in this case I take it as a situation wherein if even he thinks this is bad it must be terrible.

so out of touch with how much things cost that he doesn’t pay even the slightest attention

I live in high-end tourist destination and encounter these people all the time.

today is the first a day in inside of whole life where i have the confidence to walk 🥲

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up!

What?

Well, for one you won’t have to constantly type in lemmy.world!

Wait a second, you browse Lemmy on your phone in a normal browser? Why not use one of the many many apps specific to the fediverse? Do you have masochistic tendencies?

Have you never heard of bookmarks? Or, you know, just leaving a tab with your choice of lemmy instances open in it at all times?

Every day, we drift further from Dog.

I ran into an elderly man at the grocery store this weekend, proudly wearing a crisp new “Trump 2028” baseball cap. Make his dumb ass a front-lines infantryman.

Not quite the surprise banger as the first movie, but still totally entertaining fun.

That’s fucking rich! The douche who thinks public assault is A-okay can’t handle a little name-calling when it’s directed at him. Get bent you ginormous twat-waffle.

Same here. Sadly, both of my housemates are more like underscores.