I forgot about “forwards from grandma”

He suffers from RCF. Resting Criminal Face.

That’s some Harry Potter shit.

Michaelangelo was but a baboon with a brush in his gooch compared to the likes of your artistry.

I have no idea what any of that means

Fitting

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

I’ll check it out. Unfortunately I have comcast and I’m forced to use their modem/router. Could I still set up an AdGuard DNS with it?

I had my own modem and router, but it mysteriously stopped working and comcast can’t figure out why. Happened with 2 modems, but theirs works fine.

G’hyuck! You’re getting deported!

Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver’s license.

That’s a good point, I guess.

Why are you so upset all of a sudden? Are you ok?

You just used, “No true Scotsman…” in its original usage.

My parents took a DNA test and that’s what it said, so I didn’t mean to offend you.

I hope whatever is upsetting you so much passes, amigo. Chill out. No one cares.

Yeah that

Oh, no way you just said that! No way, dude! I can’t believe you just said that!

You’re here. Is that not enough hope?

The best part about chrome is that you don’t have to have it

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

Brother, uncertainty has been looming since November when that orange anal fistula with a piss-yellow sod hairpiece pursed his soggy, wet, night-crawler, dick wrappers and convinced the tail end of dying generation that brown people are causing Joe Biden to make gas expensive.

RFK Jr.: You need meds? What’re you gay?

There’s a lot of things lately that I realized that I don’t really care for now that they are expensive anyway. I haven’t paid for XBox Game Pass since it went up. I’m not missing it. I haven’t had Neflix or Spotify in 2 years. I don’t miss it. Losing Amazon Prime saved me a ton of cash and made me realize I was buying crap I didn’t need. I haven’t had McDonald’s, Chipotle, or Jimmy John’s in a long time. Don’t miss it.