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  • Woke is a brilliant and evil political manipulation tool. As a conservative politician, you never have to state a position on any topic anymore. You just say you’re against all the woke stuff and your captive idiots just assume you agree with them. They hear exactly what they want to hear.

    The unemployed auto sector worker believes “woke” means Chinese EVs.

    The bigots believe “woke” means allowing gay people to exist.

    The wealthy believe “woke” means making rich people like them actually pay taxes.

    It’s a shortcut around actually saying anything of substance. You can get two people whose agendas are completely opposed to both believe that you are on their side because they both accept that “woke” means the thing they hate. And since you just said that you hate “woke”, then you hate the same thing they do so they will support you through anything now.












  • Yeah, it’s the surging gas prices. Sure, CEO man.

    These idiots are so out of touch. $40 more a month in gas compared to 3 years ago isn’t what’s breaking me. It’s the $800/mo more in rent. It’s the $300/month more in groceries. It’s my electrical bill doubling because of a new AI slopcenter in my backyard. It’s being told by my boss that this quarter’s record profits weren’t record enough to fund a measly 2% raise for me.

    But sure, my dude Mr. Kraft CEO. Blame the gas boogeyman.

    I wonder how marbled Mr. Cahillaine’s sirloin is? Maybe it would be good with some Heinz 57 sauce.