I got it as a baby with no money

The average American reads at an elementary school level, and many are functionally illiterate. Here is a case in point.

Why do the bad guys seem like poor guys just trying to survive?

You might be a cat-holic with too many felines.

Why won’t they respect this administrative warrant?

These are the vehicles to have in the Apocalypse. Carry your own solar panels and charge it. No need to get fuel since gasoline only stays fresh for 6 months.

Did he try to dose them with anti STD pills?

Smooth endoplasmic reticulum