Etterra

Remember to thank the Orange Jackass everybody.

That’s something I like about apartments. When appliances break you don’t have to replace them. And you didn’t need to do landscaping.

Just so, so many things are wrong here.

They’re all stacked on top of each other.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There’s no way this was done on accident.

But still not enough to install every single expansion for Sims 4.

And Sam Altman wonders why we hate AI. And this isn’t even at the top of the list of why we hate them, but it’s a really good reason.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Good idea, but cops here travel in groups of 2 or more cars.

Well we all know what it looked like when they found Saddam Hussein, but what about Netanyahu?

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.

See a psychiatrist.

Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.

In Illinois pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way. So not stopping for a crosswalk is a good way to see if there’s a cop lurking nearby.

Well the Orange Jackass sure as hell doesn’t have the well-being of Iranians in mind.