I wear a yellow shirt, a gray shirt, a go white shirt, but still belly button lint is that blue/gray color. Why?

Vertical integration

Fortunately he’s flying

Y-you can’t eat carpet… Silly Daddy

Well duh there’s no profit in curing children’s cancer.

Laws are for the poor and those not in power.

30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.

“You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”