Can I get the kid haircut?
I’m slowly getting one of those naturally. Does that mean I’m a grown-up now?
Grown up or given up?
They’re abandoning ship
You’re only a grown up if 1) you feel like a grown up and 2) other people think you act like one most of the time.
Hair might have a psychological bearing on that, but means very little else.
Y-you can’t eat carpet… Silly Daddy
No, no… Of course not. Not like that.
You gotta boil it first. Until the glue gets soft.
Knew a kid that was homeschooled, he played on our soccer team, and for Halloween one year he dressed up as an old man, complete with the male pattern baldness hair cut. The guy absolutely owned it, I remember it being pretty funny.
It’s such a bad cut that the Timmy in the mirror dimension is much more distraught.
