Saab 900 Turbo never exists and I’m sorry Mother Gaia but that’s not a world I want to live in

Sex?

Would I lie?

Part 2 of this meme is where I say that women want skinny men with good eyeliner and men want tall, buff women with abs. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST

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My biggest gripe with cyclists is that they act like a car when it’s convenient and a pedestrian when it’s convenient

Are we even sure that Sisyphus can make it to either location? Because in order to reach a destination he must first make it to the halfway point, right? But to make it there, he’s gotta make it to that point’s halfway point, but before he gets there he need to…

I have never actually seen this once in my life or known anyone to ever eat it. Is this a regional thing?