No, we’re making fun of jensen for cheating on his wife with a potential chinese honeypot.

His fruity little leather number is just a bonus.

Roughly 0.0000528 gallons.

I’d bet this guy is named dimitri and probably knows where to find some good dimitri, too.

This comment has aged me. I am now crumbling to dust.

The state/county/province/whatever pays several million dollars for the guide to judge its restaurants.

Its a very valuable tourism and service industry development tool.

This aint my dad its a cell phone!

Its high, but its not wrong.

Its mostly for soup and eastern traditional medicine.

Duckduckgo’s search results are the internet equivalent of hotdog water.

His name is humpty dumpty. Thats a fantastic egg name.

Thats all the evidence i need.

That will absolutely rip you in half should the need arise.

On top of all this, the quick time events complete themselves if you dont press anything.

So ultimately, they’re just an annoying button prompt overlay on a cutscene.

Unlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere

Taking advice from a random internet comic is the smart move.

I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.

AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE

AROOOOOOO

Isnt lemmy banned in china?

Dont tell .ml users about this.

I think its very stupid that so many people criticize mozilla for engaging in ai.

Ai is the future.