A ham press?
squeeze your meat
I tend to do that when I’m sad
Vice your gammon…?
And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.
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Pinch your polska
Last time someone pinched polska they got bombed by the British
…put your clamped meat loaf slice on a plate with Mediterranean design.
Squeezy your charcuterie
crank ur hog
AH ROOO
I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.
AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE
AROOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOGA
I CRANKED MY HOG MULTIPLE TIMES TODAY BROTHER, BUT I STILL GOT MORE! ARRROOO
I CAN’T HEAR YOU, BROTHER! AROOOO!!!
Compress your pork
Easy there, this is a family friendly comm.
If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly
ハムを治まる?
Clasp your Ham
Dick in a vice?
Screw a ham?
“Clamp your hams” is my guess.
