This also works on me.

They say that the eyes are the windows to the tits.

Gēs

I wanted to play Cuphead because I really liked the concept and the aesthetic. I got it not knowing its reputation for being hard as absolute fuck. Played it for several days with increasing frustration, started watching walkthroughs, those didn’t help, still tried to stubbornly stick with it, and eventually got to the point where my heart just wasn’t in it anymore.

In his house at R’lyeh, wide awake Cthulhu waits doomscrolling.

It is 2049, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East.

Source?

Here’s a little something you can send to that person, and people like them:

Or if you prefer…

Carry on, shitpost soldier. 🫡

Corrected. Thank you.

The fish represents society. The blue raspberry represents the various economic structures we’ve created and the Tylenol represents self-medication and the desire to simultaneously exist and not exist. The dog represents religion.

Shut up. 😡

I confess to tapping the speaker icon in the corner. I must be punished.

Black Sabbath’s self titled 1970 debut.

Generations of metalheads the world over owe their lives, allegiance, and gratitude to Tony’s fucked up hand.

I kinda like that I’ve managed to cultivate an internet experience for myself where I learn about major world events from a small shitposting community.

You telling me a shrimp caused this extinction level event?

What’s a subreddit?

Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!

OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.

“Hello me!”

She’s proven she can handle herself.