PrimeErective

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Angel Witch - Angel Witch - Angel Witch

Why would you want whirled peas?

Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

You could be the 4th member!