

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see


How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see
Went do we even HAVE that switch
Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy
Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out
Personal is crazy
I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness


Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!


Fuck, this is good


I just checked, you can chat. I thought of it as kind of a newer feature but it’s probably been available for a few years now.
Maybe the problem is that you can’t make a group chat?
Edit: you can definitely make group chats


Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages


Didn’t they add a chat function to the regular Spotify app? Why wouldn’t they just use that?
I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea
What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday


I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.
More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!
I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it
Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient


Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife


Got any grapes?
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