Found the Sumerian.

Look at Temu Casey Jones over here…

You joke, but when I worked in a grocery store people would ask for help finding something and nine times out of ten it was literally right in front of their face.

I’m imagining a dad arranging a patio for a BBQ he’s throwing later and the last step is him walking the perimeter of the yard giving all of the bushes haymakers.

I wonder if it will function more like Vine?

Maybe it’s because I’m a decade older now, but Vine seemed awesome and I would jump on it for 10-20 minutes a day and have no problem putting it down, even forgetting to check it a week at a time.

I haven’t touched tik tok because it seems like it is much more toxic and addictive in comparison.

Make sure that your micro plastic shower puff is blue, black, or silver.

Wouldn’t want your rubber ducky collection think you were gay.

If there’s time to lean, there’s time to clean! /S

Nasty customers leaving messy tables. Host/server breathing down your neck to bus their section yesterday. Dishwasher disappeared so they need you to pitch in at the dish sink. The bin behind the bar is overflowing.

Where were you?!