Snailpope

I literally say this all the time

This

There is clearly a secret Bigfoot preserve or if you believe scp-1000 a super advanced civilization of hyper-inteligent homonids we colloquially refer to as bigfoot

Forever shut and made of wood,

That’s what I am. My head’s no good

now that it by a stone was struck.

Old spectacles bewitched with muck

repose within me by the score.

I’m just a cupboard, nothing more.

-Dancelot Wordwright

Featured in the novel The City of Dreaming Books, written by his authorial godson Optimus Yarnspinner. Translated from Zamonian and Illustrated by Walter Moers

Much appreciated!

What book is this? Is it a good read? Please and thank you!

Because a bunch of them are also child rapists