What’s the difference?

This is why I write all of my passwords on Post-Its that I stick to my monitor.

His tiny hands fit right inside the locks

This is why crumple > fold

There’s a surprisingly large contingent that absolutely adores him, though.

Nine months of temp work is nothing to sneeze at. Better than my buddy who showed up on the first day of his new job at a startup and they went out of business before lunch.

My favorite was when the CEO decided to put an immediate moratorium on hiring and just fired all the recruiters, so my whole interview process suddenly went cold. I had no idea why until I eventually read about it in the news.

It uses AI! Actual Indians!

He was looking for a new job, so he was networking.

Right, I forgot how things appear larger the further away they are.

I like you

Gamer Goiters

He has the meats.

… Yet.

Given the comparative rate of growth, they’ll never catch up.

Took me a moment to realize you weren’t proposing a Dr. Who crossover.

What’s a “p-card?”

Five years in and 1/7 of my principal is already paid off. That’s a nice dent.

https://youtu.be/Kr_335rqvZ0

There are a few copies, but this one appears to have decent quality.

My mom taped that and I must have watched it 100 times. The image of that deinonychis eating the egg is seared into my memory. I would LOVE to watch that whole thing again.