Ew

Nope, Cat5 was nominally rated for 100 MHz, but was superseded by Cat5e for greater reliability at such speeds

Cat5? Not even Cat5e? You sure the problem isn’t just that their connection is 10Mbps or worse and we sites aren’t just taking a couple minutes to load?

Is the Wi-Fi down, or is Internet access down? Because you’re probably gonna need a gerbil instead of that hamster

We had to take the course due to certain program requirements, but already knew the material.

I remember one physics course I was left having to attend because there were also random in-lecture labs, so I just sat in the back, took off my shoes, put my feet up, and napped after lunch. If there was a lab, Dirk would reach back and punch my feet and we’d take care of the in-class work together with Ben.

Really regretting putting off that panel installation.

What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

Champ, you’re the one reading way too much into this.

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Bazinga!

Oh, bless your heart. I was wishing you luck because clearly you’re going to need it.

Good luck on your future endeavors.

To be fair, “buy more equipment” is not a great answer.

I already have bowls. And spoons.

Not even in theory, no.

How does that work with the melted part?

Nope, the CA/CO legislation requires that all applications utilize the OS-level age verification API!

No, they’re not just idiots, and not just “bad people” like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can’t stomach that show.

You REALLY gotta eat more fiber

You have a poop axe?