Coolest thing I’ve seen in an eternity.
Thank you so much for making this happen.

I guess some people really like giant roosters… and eggs.

That’s really impressive.
Not as good as pegging, though.

It’s going to fly over a lot of people’s heads.

I guess the dog lady near the end is supposed to be vdL, then?!
EDIT: Nevermind, it has to be Takaichi.

I had a first suspicion when about 14 s in, two of the squid’s arms fused.

In this room with two dicks, I’m not the one with two holes…

They’ll also say something like:
“You mean you already HAD home office, old man? For a few years? And then you just… let them take it away again? And internet has been around for decades at this point anyway? And still, you were totally on board with increasing pollution and global warming by absolutely pointlessly ‘commuting’ from home to something called an ‘office,’ every day? Oh, what’s that, you actually hated doing that? That’s cute. But then you could have gotten a different job, right? Did you at least flip over some cars and set them on fire, in protest? Nothing? Just pure, unabashed complacency? I despise you and will piss on your grave.”

(I played this through in my mind many times. There is no good comeback.)

Nice corkscrews.

Job ads.
To hell with all the bullshitting.

The EU managed to have about 97% tire recovery, so why should the US not be capable of it as well?

Its central location means you share borders with eight neighbouring countries, making it effortless to cross into new cultures within just a few hours.

Oh, you are right. I never even noticed. Germany has 9, and I used to think that’s a lot.
So I guess both AT and DE play in the same league as MUCH larger countries, like BR, CN or RU, in terms of connectivity.

Hmm, I don’t know. Vatican?
Come on, give us a clue, please.

That’s a very specific answer.
How often did he do this to you before you figured it out?

From 2021, to be exact.

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

I once sterilized a worm-infested flower pot with it. They die at once when touched by a drop of acetone. The plant came out ok.

Working only from memory here: Maine is the US state with the least intense sunshine, as measured in W/m². And it is STILL above the European country with the most intense sunshine, Spain.

Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…

American defaultism