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      Thanks to a couple of programmers their love for coffee future historians can now build a direct time line from colonialism to e-girls.

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      If you step back and look at every company out there, we could probably either determine they have no purpose to the greater good of humanity or they chose to ignore a new invention because they are not even close to done making money on the current one. Could you imagine where we’d be if we progressed on improving a technology because it was a better option?

      Capitalism sucks. It sucks for the planet.

      But hey, I made 5 trillion dollars on a stock today, so there’s that /s

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        20+ years ago Colgate bought and shelved a patent for an antibacterial mouthwash that only targeted bacteria that erode enamel.

        “We can’t sell this shit… It will put us and the entire dentistry profession under”

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      Though that could have been a reference, iirc that was an unrelated April fools RFC that was filed as a partial complaint people were creating overly specific http status codes

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      Personally, I prefer laziness as a motivator over greed. It’s much more likely to lead to low maintenance solutions that still keep maintenance as an option over replacement.

      Though I’ve curated my laziness to the point where I’ll do chores out of laziness becuase I know they’ll be more work later.

      But I’d also spend 2 days writing a script to avoid spending 2 hours doing something tedious.

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        But I’d also spend 2 days writing a script to avoid spending 2 hours doing something tedious.

        “Two days of debugging can save you 10 minutes of reading the documentation.”

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    At first I thought why not use a float level, then I thought oh right that’ll be disgusting to have floating in the shared coffee.

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    You can/could also find Coffee HOWTO in your distro’s HOWTO package. (I found a reference back to v0.5 of the document in 1998.)

    Has simple schematics.to get you started for the hardware, using the parallel port to toggle relays.

    It’s a very neat little document, and inspired me to write a simple kernel module so I could echo 1 | sudo tee /sys/whatever/coffee0 to turn pin 0 high on the parallel port. (This is silly, and it’s much easier to just do things in user space!)

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    I have a camera aimed at my stove so I can check if I accidentally left the stove on. It never happens but it does give me peace of mind whenever I leave the hoose and get paranoid.

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      Maybe someone mentioned this, but I’m sure there’s a million ways to tackle this task through Home Assistant and a cheap sensor. That way you get passive notifications instead of having to actively check.

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          Definitely don’t have to take anything apart. If you can’t use a smart plug on the outlet, A zigbee temperature sensor mounted above or near the range would do the trick. There’s also methane/gas detectors.
          If you’ve never used Home Assistant, it’s open source and completely local, and super easy to get going. You can automate nearly everything, so getting phone notifications or persistent temp reminders would be a breeze. Let me know if you have questions about that part. I’m by no means an expert, but I’ve been slowly automating everything in my house and it’s been great.

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            I’m using home assistant for the photos right now. The problem with a temp sensor is that it could stay hot after a while even if the stove is off.

            Would a methane gas detector work if the flame was on?

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      Why do modern stoves/ovens have in multiple ways problematic smart stuff, but no proximity sensor?

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        An oven is one of the few things I can actually see having an app for being useful. Preheating the oven remotely and getting notified when it is ready sounds really useful.

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        My stove is a dumb stove. But I’d imagine the reason they dont have it on a smart stove is often times you need to leave things to cook for a while. Eg. Pasta, stews, soups, etc.

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      I was thinking to install a “smart” power outlet for the very same purpose, but stoves don’t have exactly standard plugs ;)

      Then again, we just moved to a flat with induction stove, where it’s not really a big deal.

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      Tangentially, I often wonder if technology has increased paranoia.

      I can imagine someone worried about people following them might notice a lot more ear pieces, or if the increased knowledge of them has made that kind of fear decrease.