

Born to Squint, Forced to See ⚜️


Work for like one half hour, two half hour
Then for lunch, maybe something cool like a cigarette


2% of a football field tall


Its amazing that since then we haven’t had much or any success in even landing anything unmanned on the moon, let alone manned. The fact that they weren’t ripped to shreds like pretty much everything else we ever tried to land, using that era’s technology, is absolutely fucking bonkers
Im a big fan of doing small amounts, but sometimes it definitely gets you feeling like

1-8-5-0-5 dash 7-4-2-7
Neighborhood pride
The business end or the oopsie poopsie side of it?


People who use public Venmo are stupid, prostitution aside. What an artifact of the “anything and everything should be social media somehow” era


Working under the direction of a Dr. Charlie Tuna, PhD

Maybe Im weird, but when sleep sleeping I find it absolutely impossible to sleep in that position (or on my back at all for that matter). But every time I ever nap I sleep laying exactly like the guy is in the meme
Maybe: Sandi “Hi, this is Sandi….”


What? The average person definitely understands that heroin has more severe withdrawal symptoms than cigarettes. Wtf are you talking about?
Saying substance X is more addictive than substance Y is a fully different statement than substance X has more severe withdrawal symptoms than substance Y.
Alcohol has such severe withdrawal symptoms that it can easily kill people who are severely addicted to alcohol. But alcohol is not nearly as addictive as many other things to the point where far less people ever experience that type of withdrawal from alcohol.
Cigarettes are more addictive than heroin, heroin is more addictive than alcohol. In making that type of statement, no one is ever saying that being a smoker is more consequential than being a heroin addict. People dont often turn to theft or prostituting themselves or lose a job over smoking a cigarette… literally everyone understands that


Mfs thought MLA was just a citation format from 8th grade English, but they fucked around and now theyre gonna find out
The dow is over 45k, so its okay! /s


Maybe Im just not understanding the point of the centaur analogy, but it seems more convoluting than it does useful. At least in comparison to just making the same points without the analogy.
The point of a good analogy is to make your broader points immediately register with the reader, not create an entirely new concept to explain