I must be Europemaxxing because I’m an unemployed and I don’t have nothing else to do but start day drinking. Or that’s what I dream of, no money means no honey. I hate our government.
Fuck, that sounds wonderful.
That sounds awesome actually
That’s not really…ugh, Americans! Stop this misinformation!
Really, there’s not enough coffee listed, you need at least two more espressos in there to be anything close to accurate. And then depending on where you’re at, there could be a nap in there. Plus a 30 minute phone call to your Nonna and half a dozen other people complaining about the drama started with the previous call. Then going to Carrefour or whatever’s close to buy sparkling water, bread, and cheese for dinner because you already have a plastic jug of wine from your parent’s house at home.
/s, which should be obvious to any in-shape carb enjoyer who has a lot to say about the Romani people…
Yeah. Southern Europe, and especially Spain are really triggered about the omission of siesta there!
This is the way… Without /s
Where does the soccer part come in?
It doesn’t come in. Europeans play football.
Soccer season is basically over
I didn’t know everyone planted their soccer balls this early in the spring!
And this is when they are not on a holiday, which are myriad.
When is the part where they start abusing the Romani
When you finish a bottle, you make it fly
Step 1.
All of us? I didn’t realise we were a homogeneous cultural group.
And by the way how are the Native Americans, Mexicans and generally anyone who’s not white? Loving life?
Work for like one half hour, two half hour
Then for lunch, maybe something cool like a cigarette
I miss it so much 😭 nobody interacts in America
I’m mostly envious of the “friends” part of the equation
I’ve been looking at this for a while trying to get what OP is making fun of, I think I got it. You should start drinking at lunch, not after
Oh really? I must be doing ‘being a European’ wrong.
You have to maxx it. Haven’t managed it myself though, being German at the same time is in the way.
Mads Mikkelsen looks like he took a hit from a fat blunt and still hasn’t started his orbital reentry.
