This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.

If you go really out of the beaten path, a client that only reads from other instances could use the RSS feed to go around the signed requests.

They aren’t. There might be places with shitty cops that tolerate them. (Quick search shows this is mostly a Texas thing)

Issue arrest international arrest warrants for everyone from the CEO to the janitors and this kind of crap will stop.

If i went running in the woods more, could i leverage my brain to give me more pleasant dreams like that?

Probably yes. Both running and being in nature are known to improve the overall state of mind, and having your thoughts in the right place makes it less likely to have bad dreams. But every person and situation is different. Just running in the woods will not make trauma go away even if can lessen it in most people, for example.

Why did the US rescind tax free imports for shipments below $800 in customs value?

Under which rock are you living? So I know where to start answering, what’s the most recent US President you know?

Mailbox with encryption of incoming emails. It works with IMAP clients, and I own the keys. Other security minded people can also send end2end encrypted emails without needing to use the same provider.

There’s nothing stopping you from buying whimsical kitchen wear (except for the fact it only comes in more than average wage per set or in impressively cheap but has lead painting)

A stick.

Where do you live? Does the school expect a personal Gmail account or do they have a Google Workspace account that they expect you to use?

I know it’s victim blaming, but people gambling on meme coins deserve it. At this point I have to assume everyone is in on the scam and hoping there’s a greater fool before the inevitable blow-off.

What kind of moron voluntarily drives to a crowed sports event?

If I was running hell, dealing with parking on a busy stadium, both on the way in and out, would be very close to the top of the list of torture for the souls.

People take their phone to the shower?

The title is incomplete, but then again the title is already pretty big without being “The UN has backed replacing the 500-year-old Mercator projection with maps that conform to the actual surface areas of the continents, including the Equal Earth cartographic projection, were appropriate”

It’s missing a “mixed” area representation. For example, some streets are pedestrian or bike first but allow cars for resident access and deliveries.

In a simplistic way, think of it as national rainy day savings plan that’s not tied to the risks associated with fiat currency.

GMT is always +0, it literally means Greenwich Meridian Time, and the Greenwich meridian doesn’t move just because the UK has summer time.

That’s not necessarily the case. There’s plenty of evidence that continuous delivery can lead to better software.

If companies say “it’s all good”, why would the police look into it? If the police started prosecuting cyber crimes without a report from the victims all bug bounty programmes would become illegal.

So the trick to get customer rights in the US is to be a corporation?