

Too early for the Metaverse, just in time for Metawankers.
I’m not using text-to-speech engines, I am bad at writing all by myself


Too early for the Metaverse, just in time for Metawankers.


MicroSlop 🤝 Jeffrey Epstein
indifference to consent
Welcome to Farmington. Population: this tool


Posting them around rich people’s private airfields would improve their footprint even further.
Now imagine that

(It’s a fucking tablet. In 2026. I can’t get over it)


Screen protectors I saw and used were portrait-only, meaning landscape orientation had viewing angles unchanged. If by video you mean shorts/tiktoks/reels, they are short form and it won’t hurt to give it to them for 20 seconds, or, you know, put it a bit further from your face so both your faces are in the right angle.
I don’t see downsides in most phones coming with the kit in a box or pre-installed by default. There are apparently ways to make them cheap and shitty, like any phone accessory, but that’s a question of quality, not the question of functionality. And I don’t see why wider angles in portrait orientation are of any use.
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That’s your alt, right?
A nitpick, but America won’t have Gitmo in that scenario tho. Displacing american people to random countries now is deeply rooted in the premise it’s okay to have a torture camp franchized over to places out of everyone’s sight. It wasn’t okay before and it’s not now, and serious country with some sense and a accountability would not employ such tactic.